Kiosk of Chaos

This is my tribute to Florida Governor Rick Scott and his antics. It is a redo of “This is Why I’m Hot” by Mims. It is titled “Regretfully Rickful.” It is currently #1 on the Soundclick Political Humor charts.

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Lyrics

Chorus

Beause we got Rick Scott

Because we got Rick Scott

Because we got, because we got, because we got Rick Scott(Repeat)

We’re all about to cry, we’re suffering a lot

Because we got, because we got, because we got Rick Scott(Repeat)

Verse 1

Natives getting restless in The Sunshine State

Cause we’re getting Rick Rolled and meeting a bad  fate

A lot of people talk about his absence of hair

But about that I don’t care because our state is in despair

Like Hurricane Charley when he’s blowing his hot air

Pled the fifth repeatedly for cheating Medicare(75 times)

But carried the senior vote, they did not realize

They had sheepskin glasses, wool stretched over their eyes

But down here in Florida, we cannot recall

Maybe we can send him back through The Lemon Law

His followers soured, 26% support

So he gives his speeches at shuffleboard courts

No disrespect, I love my elders

But some just figure, who in the hell cares

Because they get treatment for all their ailments

And think teachers and firemen need to quit being selfish

Verse 2

We need to start paying a lot more attention

And vote even if  you would rather be fishing

But while we’re on the subject, I would like to mention

Those who only spoke up because Rick robbed your pension

The way I see it’s the way I’m going to call it

And if you only care when it hits your wallet

Just know that you’re part of the  problem

Yet when you get got, you’re all snotting and sobbing

Not trying to demean folks or spread hatred and rage

But trying to get us all on the same page

And even if you disagreed with  building High Speed Rail

Rick’s reasons for refusal were a total logic fail

He claimed it raised the deficit, and rallied for support

But when he turned the grant down, they sent it to New York

So thanks for fattening another states purse

While they’re moving high speed, we’re still moving in reverse

Chorus

VERSE 3

He rejected the train that the voters approved

They approved you too Rick, so have yourself removed

Without a recall law, we have no recourse

When most of his constituents have voter’s remorse

While traffic on I-4 continues to pile

I could have broke the train in Risky Business style

Live in the governor’s mansion, and your logic I’m doubting

Speak against socialism while you live in public housing

CHORUS

 OUTRO

I need to make 12 more songs about Rick.  This didn’t even scratch the surface. It barely even smudged it